Mini Royal Rumble (WWE, 1-14-2008)

WWE Raw, Mobile, AL

A request! This match is preceded by a dogshit “Mr. McMahon” promo backstage where he’s mean to his son, Hornswoggle, and he takes forever to dance his way around getting to the point, which was a thing he kept doing more and more as he got older, just talking to hear himself talk.

Basically, Hornswoggle has a Royal Rumble spot, but he has no Rumble experience, so Vince sets him up with some in this “mini Royal Rumble,” where he promises that Mr. Kennedy, Mankind, Batista, and “a surprise or two” will be his opposition.

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Hornswoggle vs El Torito (WWE, 5-4-2014)

WWE Extreme Rules Kickoff, East Rutherford, NJ

A request! Tomorrow will be the ninth anniversary of this historic match, one of the few times basically everyone on the more modern internet just kind of agreed, “Holy shit, that ruled and was way better than I possibly expected.”

It’s WeeLC, baby!

(Requests open and tips always appreciated!)