REVIEW: AEW Dynamite (4-12-2023)

LIVE! from Milwaukee, which is in Wisconsin, which is a real party state.

Why? Why not! Not doin’ anything better.

(Ko-fi)

REVIEW: AEW Full Gear (11-19-2022)

Hi what’s up.

PPV REVIEW: AEW Double or Nothing 2022 (5-29-2022)

I’m in a very cautious budgeting period of my normally reckless, freestyle way of life but I really wanted to watch this pay-per-view program live, so I went the crowdsourcing route via Ko-fi. It worked! And I actually did use the money to buy the show instead of sneaking away with it and stealing a pirate stream, which I do know how to do, despite everyone on the internet assuming you don’t know how if you suggest you’re willing to pay for something.

Also, I note nobody asked for any match reviews or anything, but I’d have a feeling of some type shame or the like if I didn’t do anything to even kinda feel like I’d earned this great payday, so I’m going to dust off the ol’ PPV-reviewing gloves and do a proper PPV review for the first time since probably, like, 2014.

This is a match review blog by design, but also it is a stupid fucking blog intermittently given attention by an aging idiot, so this will just exist. Who knows? Maybe more of this will happen. I do actually believe that there is value in how matches seem in the context of their entire show, but also in how matches seem in a vacuum. So in other words I have no opinion about reviewing wrestling other than most people should stop it. Not me, though.

Anyway, let’s go, motherfuckers.

CM Punk vs Powerhouse Hobbs (AEW, 9-24-2021)

AEW Rampage: Grand Slam, Queens, NY

This is CM Punk’s first TV match since 2014, when he wrestled Billy Gunn on Monday Night Raw. As much as you’d have not expected his last TV match for seven years to have been with a 2014 version of Billy Gunn, you probably didn’t expect his first TV match in seven years to be with Team Taz member Powerhouse Hobbs, but both are the case.