Mini Royal Rumble (WWE, 1-14-2008)

WWE Raw, Mobile, AL

A request! This match is preceded by a dogshit “Mr. McMahon” promo backstage where he’s mean to his son, Hornswoggle, and he takes forever to dance his way around getting to the point, which was a thing he kept doing more and more as he got older, just talking to hear himself talk.

Basically, Hornswoggle has a Royal Rumble spot, but he has no Rumble experience, so Vince sets him up with some in this “mini Royal Rumble,” where he promises that Mr. Kennedy, Mankind, Batista, and “a surprise or two” will be his opposition.

(Requests open and tips always appreciated!)

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal (WWE, 4-6-2014)

WWE WrestleMania XXX, New Orleans, LA

A request! Why? I don’t know! Some people are real battle royal perverts out there. And truth be told I’ve kinda enjoyed watching them more than I used to by doing #Blogging about it on this #Blog.

This is the first-ever “The Andre!” It went up third on the Mania card, back when it was still on the show proper, following Triple H vs Daniel Bryan and the Shield vs Grandpas three-minute special.

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Shawn Michaels vs The Great Khali (WWE, 5-7-2007)

WWE RAW, University Park, PA

This is a request via Ko-fi. I have never, ever seen this match. It’s a WWE championship No. 1 contender’s match.